The life of a fucking awesome person

Welcome to the first installment of random short rant, in which I will be making a short rant (1-2 paragraphs) about something that is worth ranting, but isn’t bothering enough to make a long rant about.

In this first installment, I’ll be covering the decline of quality in the show The Simpsons.
The thing about The Simpsons is it was a very good show when it first came out. Seasons 1-9 were superb, with a few bad episodes. Then, sadly, it started its decline. I won’t go into which episodes started it, since I honestly don’t know, but what I’m trying to say is: The Simpsons now sucks. Season 20 was terrible. So was 21.

I can’t explain what’s the problem with The Simpsons, really. I mean, the jokes are worse now, the plot is worse, but why? I can’t explain it. It just feels like the older episodes were more meaningful. Remember the episode were it was revealed that Jebediah Springfield was actually a bloodthirsty pirate? It just feels like The Simpsons has become a parody of itself. Homer isn’t a loveable idiot anymore, he is a punching bag. Bart isn’t the classic badboy he used to be, he is a wimp.

That’s all folks.
Spoiler Alerts.

You know what pisses me off? Those fucking pages that are like “Like this page and you will see something AMAAAAAAAAAZIIIIIIIIIIIIIING”. No. Fuck you. You just google “kewl pics”, take the first one and make a facebook page about it. And what about those pages that are like “PROVEN! NO MEN CAN SEE THE HIDDEN ILLUSION!”. Actually, that’s not how it works you retards. I mean really, all these pages are fucking stupid. There are also a load of “Only 1% can see the male in this picture.” and then it’s a picture of Justin Bieber. Ha. Ha. Ha. It was actually slightly funny the first time, but since no one has original ideas, there are now tons of these. If you want to make a joke, make it original or don’t act like it’s your fucking joke.

I’ll just list the phenomenas that I’ve seen across the like pages (none of them original):
-[amount]% of the population can’t see the male in this pic (and a pic of justin bieber)
-How [something] will look in [amount] years (and some pic they probably got off google images)
-Photographer killed himself 3 days after taking this pic! (and the pic with the bird and the kid)
-[someone] [did something] after seeing this pic!
-[someone] [suffered consequence] after posting this [status/pic]

May I just comment that the “photographer killed himself 3 days after taking this pic!” thing is false, afaik. If my sources are correct, then the photographer killed himself over a year after taking this picture, and I don’t see why he would kill himself? It was said that he couldn’t scare away the bird from the kid because of some journalistic codec crap, but that is bullshit. I’m guessing he took the picture, scared away the bird, went home and killed himself (over a year later) for another reason.