The life of a fucking awesome person

A random title of a post, yes, but the nazis man, they are to blame for everything. Global warming, murder, the earthquake in Haiti. Nazis, man. They’ll get to us all.

Now when we’ve gotten the conspiracy theories about nazis out of the way, let’s move on to a much more important subject. Call of Duty, my friends. Call of Duty 6, aka Modern Warfare 2, is just totally awesome. Now disagree with me here if you want to, but seriously, how can a game with a level where you slaughter civilians be bad? ‘No Russian’ is the best fucking level, ever. It just fucking owns. It starts off in an elevator. You walk out, armed to the teeth with machine guns, grenade launchers, and other badass weaponry. All your “buddies” open fire, and you better do too, because of peer pressure. So once you started slaughtering the civilians, the security guards start noticing. Naturally, they get blasted because they only carry puny pistols, and you are pretty much invincible. So you blast all these fools, and then you get outside, and the cavalry arrives. Only, it isn’t your cavalry, it’s some form of special forces. Fuck if I know what the russian special forces are called. Anyway, they come in with riot shield, so your blast their asses, and then you get to the end. An ambulance arrives to pick you up, and it finishes in the most gay and epic way ever. The guy in the ambulance goes “This really sent a message.” then Makarov is like “No, this is a message.” and SHOOTS YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE. You die, and then the mission ends.

Spoiler Alerts.